July 2010
4 posts
2 tags
Ha hee hoo ha ha hoo hee ha hee hoo hoo
Old StarWars
I built Darth Vader and Obi-Wan as old Lego figures. Vader tells Obi the advantage is mine I have both my hips!!!! Obi-Wan says well I have a full head of hair!!!!!!
After his tragic divorce the monkey starts his new life at a DOLE banana factory.
June 2010
4 posts
Fat people
Their was this kid at my local gym and he was fat. His shirt said nationals. I thought in my head are you playing for the Hebrew Nationals.
A lot of people at my local vet sure like the joker weird. This one guy had a rat tail disgusting. The all wear joker t-shirts.
Jimmy the Tiger Finder
Jimmy has placed a roar making device on his head to attract tigers. He has now gone insane because he thinks their are tigers near him. He has forgotten about the device because it’s on his head.
I think the stride mega mystery flavor is aaaahhhhh ostrich BUFF,POW,BOOM,SMACK, raspberry ginger-ale ugh
May 2010
5 posts
General Mills
Cinnamon toast crunch’s crazy square act is a sign that human will start craving their own flesh and blood. SAVE YOURSELF!!!!
Gary Coleman
Well Gary Coleman died who is that I have no idea who that is!
I’m mad at stupid flies they keep killing themselves in my blue water glass. I searched if flies like the color blue they do stupid flies like blue I must get a new different colored glass now.
My New Superhero
The human huzzah is watching you always (I have a shirt that says huzzah)
Lazy Day Remedy
Some chocolate sauce
Some caramel sauce
Some mini marshmallows
Some green sprinkles
Mix in milk
Drink it
March 2010
2 posts
You know how they have the signs for juvenile prison I thought on the bottom of the sign it could say for little stinkers.
I’m Jemini I know the answer to pie I can fly through the sky.
February 2010
0 posts
My sports movie
My movie has 17 views in 3 days.
January 2010
5 posts
I just drank this thing called scotch and soda it was awesome.
12 tags
LEGO
I ordered the Unofficial Lego Builder’ Guide 352 pages of awesome.
November 2009
2 posts
2 tags
MONSTERIZER Update
My final version of Monsterizer won first place in my city’s local newspaper Fall writing contest. You can read the story below.
MONSTERIZER
It started like any ordinary school day. Roy, a typical nine-year-old boy, woke up from his warm, comfy sleep. He stretched, climbed out of bed, and gathered his school clothes. Down the stairs he went. Breakfast was ready and Roy was starving. He...
I’ve finished my christmas list already it’s two pages long.
October 2009
2 posts
Just bookmarked canabalt pretty cool game.
September 2009
8 posts
Twenty out of twenty.
So You Think You Can Tell Arial From Helvetica? →
cmdrk:
Pretty neat little quiz. I scored 20 out of 20. Woo!
Darn you cmdrk, I got nineteen out of twenty.
Don’t walk on rocks with no shoes on.
Played some BattleFront it’s awesome I got 100 kills.
Man vs. wild is a fake.
SPOON!
August 2009
3 posts
Yay cats won!
1 tag
I have two cats, Merlin and Paws.
1 tag
July 2009
2 posts
You know what I do to punks like? →
I found a stray kitten
May 2009
2 posts
3 tags
“Banana-Nana” by me.
3 tags
“Man vs. Wild — Part 2” by me.
April 2009
5 posts
7 tags
“Man vs. Wild - Part 1” by me.
movie
I’m going to see Monsters vs.Aliens again with a friend.
8 tags
“Cut” by me.
4 tags
Monsterizer
One day Roy, a typical nine-year-old boy, woke up from his warm, comfy sleep. He walked to the bathroom and took his morning shower. When he was finished, Roy called his mom to help him put moisturizer on his naturally curly hair. After she put it on, Mom noticed the label. “Oh no, this is monsterizer.” The boy screamed loudly “AAAHHHHH!” He became a hairy, stinky, giant Bigfoot.
Roy said,...
hello
Hi, I’m Agent E. I’m Commander K’s brother. I grew a sweet ’stache, as you see in my picture. It’s AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
I also wanted North Carolina to win the College Basketball finals. YAY!! I’m a former rugby player. I can play the harmonica. I live in Turkey.